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Clarifying user intent

I really want to avoid hallucinating news, so it’s important to clarify what the user actually wants. Should I check if they prefer a fictional brief or something specific like a template? Since I have access to the internet, I could pull the latest actual news, but I need to ask for their approval first. The user might also want a meme with an image or just headlines. I should clarify what they need by suggesting options simply.Proposing options for user

I want to provide clear options for the user based on what they might need. Here’s what I’m thinking:

1. A real-time football brief covering transfers, injuries, and schedules, fetching the latest news.
2. A humorous brief in a meme style, without real-time updates.
3. A template with placeholders for them to fill in.
4. A social media caption for a graphic titled "Defend Alonso," exportable in Markdown or as a simple HTML/CSS poster. I need to clarify which Alonso they mean too!